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  • Question: What is your ultimate fantasy? - Anonymous
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    becomingathena:

    Financial stability.

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

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saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

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willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

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syntheticmomma:

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

THIS

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peechingtonmariejust:

face-down-asgard-up:

peechingtonmariejust:

420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO

THE FUCK YOU WANT LARRY
pretty sure these are photos of me at work.

LMAO I found it again

Lmao still dying

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asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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